This is good enough to break silence

In January 2017 I will be 62 years old and can begin to receive social security.  I am not waiting until full retirement age - another 4-5 years - because the money may be all gone by then!  Of course, I needed to create my own account with SS.  User name cannot be your name so I like to be imaginative.  For my gasoline card my user name is gassy1.  You get the idea.  Hmmm.....what should be my user name for social security?  It didn't take long for the inspiration to arise.......givememymoney.  SS immediately came back to me - THAT USER NAME IS ALREADY TAKEN.  When I wiped away the tears of laughter, I typed in...thisisfunny. 
That one was taken as well.  So, then, I typed a non-amusing user name and that was accepted.   So on the last Wednesday of March, I will receive my first social security check.  Hallelujah!