Northwoods Selection

We went with friends to a restaurant that none of us had been to before.  It looked like the usual: bar is bigger than the dining area, dead animal decorating on the walls, fireplace.  The waitress came to take our drink order.  Most of us had iced tea or a diet Coke.  One friend put in an order of this alcohol concoction saying things like "dry"  "neat"  "shaken not stirred" - you may know that type of stuff but I certainly don't.  Anyway, the waitress stands patiently throughout the order but not writing anything down.  When my friend was finally finished, the waitress asked, "Miller or Miller Lite?"  My friend ordered Miller Lite and the Northwoods evening continued.